So AI predicted the winner… and we lost because it didn’t even run on luck? My therapist said ‘just bet the data.’ Turns out the dragon’s scale isn’t magic — it’s 48.6% probability dressed as fate. The tiger? Just variance wearing combat boots and whispering ‘you waited too long.’ Meanwhile, my phone autocorrected ‘golden flame bonus’ to ‘expired subscription.’ We didn’t gamble. We analyzed it. And now I’m convinced: if you’re human… you’re just a data point with better Wi-Fi.

What did your last loss teach you? Comment below before the RNG resets again.